Michael Douglas Chest Wig
Fully washable. Microwave safe. Non toxic. As seen on TV. For details: Email The Liar

Edinburgh Flats
Available throughout August. Only £23,000 per week. Fringe performers welcome : Email The Liar

Panda School of
Karate
All animals fully qualified. As seen on London Tonight. Also llama judo. For contact details Email The Liar

Fruit Bat Hair Gel
Non-greasy. Firm, all-day hold. Guaranteed non-tangle: Email The Liar

Golden Eagle Eggs
Order by the dozen. Highly collectable. Other rare bird eggs also available.  Email The Liar

Cherish Number Plates
Recently available: "BL4IR LI4R". Also "HENM4N 1" For ordering details Email The Liar

Electric eels
AC/DC. High voltage. Long life. Ideal for powering iPod or Walkman. 
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Gordon Ramsey Bonsai Tree
As pruned on Ready Stead Cook. Complete with terracotta pot. Also Worrall Thompson yukkas. For ordering details: Email The Liar

Soldier Ants
Excellent pets. All ranks. Fully armed. Great for strategy games. For ordering details: Email The Liar

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