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Liar Privacy
Here is The Liar's privacy policy. You don't have any. The nano-second you log
onto The Liar web site, we cleverly extract your email address and send it to any
unscrupulous internet merchant in the world who will pay us for the information.Within seconds, you will be targeted by tens of millions of virus-ridden,
filth-filled unsolicited emails, containing a myriad of irritating pop-ups linking to the
most vile and pornographic web sites you have ever seen. Sorry.
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Liar Testimonials From: "George Tweed" <tweedytwat@hotmail.com>
To: <mail@pepperstock.co.uk>
Sent: Friday, February 07, 2004 12:50 PM
Subject: You Bastard
I really enjoyed reading The Liar. However, since logging on to your site, my life has
been ruined by over three and a half million spam emails. I have now lost the will to
live. George
From: "Eddy Nieman, UK"
<EddyNieman@tossglobal.com>
To: <mail@pepperstock.co.uk>
Sent: Friday, January 23, 2004 5:00 PM
Subject: You Cunt.
I just wanted to say thank you for trashing my C: Drive. Just 3 minutes
after surfing to your web site, my computer was about as much use as a chocolate teapot.
My recently-updated Norton Anti-Virus Software was ill-equipped to deal with the 28,000
viruses which instantly downloaded into my browser whilst reading your "Liar
Privacy" page. Eddy.
From: "Johnny Harrington" <johnny164790362127@hotmail.com>
To: <mail@pepperstock.co.uk>
Sent: Wednesday, Dec 27, 2003 7:48 PM
Subject: Merry Christmas
Dear Liar, My girlfriend's computer, which was a Christmas gift from her
mother just 26 hours ago, has just been taken away by vice-squad detectives from New
Scotland Yard. My solicitor informs me that the vile images which were automatically
downloaded to her hard drive while she viewed your web site, are very likely to land
her in jail for a minimum of twelve years. How do you sleep at night? Johnny. PS. Can you
send me details of your comedy writing courses.
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